Don't worry, I'll get to the Twins soon, but I want to finish this Goddamn Vikings outlook because I'm stubborn and selfish.
Let's talk about something that really excites me: the secondary of the Vikings. Why is this so exciting to talk about? Because in recent years before Zimmer's beautiful mug showed up, the secondary was a joke. Like, not the funny kind of joke that we all love. Like a Trump for President kind of joke. Like the painfully drawn out joke your uncle tells at every holiday and you are too nice to stop him and let him know you've heard that 14 minute joke a hundred times before.
Remember when Chris Cook was our "lockdown" corner? Wow, we we're wrong. I wonder if he is still in the league.
Nope.
Let's talk about something that really excites me: the secondary of the Vikings. Why is this so exciting to talk about? Because in recent years before Zimmer's beautiful mug showed up, the secondary was a joke. Like, not the funny kind of joke that we all love. Like a Trump for President kind of joke. Like the painfully drawn out joke your uncle tells at every holiday and you are too nice to stop him and let him know you've heard that 14 minute joke a hundred times before.
Remember when Chris Cook was our "lockdown" corner? Wow, we we're wrong. I wonder if he is still in the league.
Nope.
Well, back to the players we actually have.
Defensive Backs: FS
Harrison Smith (26), CB Xaviar Rhodes (25), SS Anthony Sendijo (28), CB
Terrance Newman (37), CB Trae Waynes (23), CB Captain Munnerlyn (27), SS Antone
Exum Jr. (24), CB/SS Jabari Price (23), CB Melvin White (25)
(USA TODAY Sports: Kirby Lee)
Sendejo, on the other hand, showed that he is adequate at
best and should be replaced sooner than later with his lackluster play beside
Smith. Also, his last name is different than mine, and I don't like outsiders.
Rhodes continues to be one of the worst, best corner backs
in the league. I say that because he can lock a player down all game, but
then give up consistent yards on passes or penalties because of his
difficulties turning back to the ball.
Hopefully he can correct this and can become the lock down corner I
believe he can be. He's right there....so close...but just not elite yet. Sniffing at it, though.
Newman was a wonderful surprise and he is a dark horse for
me to take over at the SS spot for the Vikings next year and maybe the next few
after that. Even at his age (37), he has shown consistency and great play make ability at the bookend of the defense. Moving him to safety would
allow young and talented Waynes to step into a new role as the starting corner
across from Rhodes without losing too much at the spot. (Did you hear that, Zimmer? This is an open letter specifically to you. Make it hap'n cap'n.)
Speaking of Cap'n.
Speaking of Cap'n.
(Corbis Images:Ann Heisenfelt)
"Sup" - Captain Munnerlyn is thinking in this picture I assume
Munnerlyn proved with a year more in Zimmer’s system that he
can succeed at a high level in the Nickel spot. And if anyone here calls him a Nickelback, I will shut off the internet for a day, hunt you down, and torture you with...you guessed it...Nickelback music. That will teach you to relate a horrible, horrible band to anything related with the Vikings. Goddammit, now I'm angry. You see what you made me do? But yeah, Munnerlyn, you get a solid thumbs up from me this last season.
Exum Jr. or Price could also be possibilities at the SS position if
the Vikings don’t head to FA or the draft to fill that hole. Hehe, fill that hole.
Skol!
Skol!
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